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Motorcycle Selling Translator - $6995 (FantasyLand)

Date: 2011-06-28, 9:59PM EDT
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Fresh Paint = Wrecked
Needs Paint = Wrecked and I'm lazy
Won't Start = Should be junk Pricing
Classic! = Old Junk
Barn Find = Dusty Classic!
No Title = Likely Stolen
Missing Key = Likely Stolen
Rebuilt Title = Deep, deep rabbit hole
New Breaks = I can't spell
$600 Invested = I want to add this cost to the market value
All it needs is (fill in the blank) = If that's all it needed, why doesn't the SELLER fix it?
Lady Owned = Oil Never Changed
Too fast for me = I'm wanted by the police
Needs Carb Work = Mystery Meat
No Low Ball Offers = I don't want that guy from Maineville calling me

There are some deals to be found on Craigslist, but they are outnumbered twenty to one by folks living in a Fantasy World.

Good luck!

Location: FantasyLand
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